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Y tampoco de una Máquina de Estados Finitos (Finite States Machine). Corto con el remember para hablaros del Flying Spaghetti Monster. ¿No te convencen las teorías evolucionistas, en absoluto espirituales? ¿El creacionismo te parece una patraña por su falta de rigor científico? Pues entonces el FSMismo es lo tuyo. El texto inspirador comienza así:

OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.

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Que lo disfrutéis.

No, no hablo del director.Me he puesto la plantilla (¿más famosa?) de bitácora: Kubrick. Hay cienes y cienes de páginas con este aspecto, pero de momento no tengo ganas de ponerme a currar en CSSs. Igual después de exámenes me hago el mega-CSS para el blog. Posiblemente fusile alguna de mis anteriores páginas (que nadie conoce ni conocerá :))

She gets the sun in the daytime
Perfume in the dusk
And she comes out in the night time
With the honeysuckle musk
Because she smells just like a rose
And she tastes just like a peach
She got me walking where the wildlife goes
I’d do anything to reach her

And she was made in heaven
Heaven’s in the world
Is this just expresso love
You know I’m crazy for the girl

She call me just to talk
She’s my lover, she’s a friend of mine
She says hey mister you wanna take a walk
In the wild west end sometime
And I get trouble with my breathing
She says boys don’t know anything
But I know what I want
I want everything

Well I feel so good cos I feel so good
And I feel so good cos it feels so right
I was made to go with my girl
Like a saxophone was made to go with the night

And she can raise one eyebrow
Put her hand on my hip
And I close one eye now
Sweat on her tip
And I surrender to the fever
She love me so tender I got to believe her
Love? expresso love’s alright

I don’t want no sugar in it
Thank you very much
All wired up on it all fired up on it
Expresso touch
Hey maestro expresso
It’s just another one just like the other one
Hey maestro expresso
Is this another one just like the other one

Adoro mi cuerpo :)Una vez más, ha conseguido echar fuera todo el alcohol que tenía (que era mucho y de muy variado pelaje) y ahora estoy, después de dormir menos de 5 horas, fresco como una rosa.

Hay días que me encanto

Un día currando en serio y uno se siente más digno.

Y relajado.

Y liberado.

Espero que mañana siga igual.